I always love all the beginnings of The Rockford Files with this quote...
HI I"M JIM ROCKFORD...LEAVE YOUR NAME AND MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE AND I"LL GET BACK TO YOU!!!
BOOOP!!!
1)Yo Jim..this the message Phone Company, I can see that you're using our sytem, now why don't you try paying for it!!!
2)Hey Jim, We've been waiting Two Hours for You...where are the Forks...where are the Forks...Let me tell you something Jim...Lasagna is not Finger Food!!!
And the Theme Song as Composed by Mike Post!!!